YEE HAAA....you pay your preacher to preach you his feel good sermons. You sing your corny songs,clap your hands,and pull your pants out of your crack. Preacher says abortionist goin to hell,you all clap.Gays goin to hell,you all clap.The greedy,gossipers,adulterers,goin burn in hell...You all hang your heads in shame.
Sue heres a true story...When I was a young boy I went to church with my mom. There was theis big fat lady in front of me. Her dress was up in her crack,so I reached up and pulled it out. She turned around and smacked me good. I thougt she must have liked the dress up her crack,so I reached up and poked it back up in her butt. She turned around and slapped me again.....Now Smite me Jesus people.